I am sorry, but the @ICHCheezburger party is going offfffffff!!!!! I’m talking OFF THE H TO THE IZZO, O TO THE IZZOOK! (Disclaimer: I’m not sure what this means, but I’m pretty sure it’s good).
The big question is: are you here??? NO YOU IZNT. Know how I know? Because there’s a line around the block and even @scoble got turned down at the door. For realz!
Don’t look at me like that. I see you looking at me. Standing out there, sullenly smoking your cigarette in your tight jeans and your Ed Hardy shirt. I see you. And you know what? That used to be me out there getting pwned in front of everyone.
But now that LOLCATS are the official sponsor of FakeSXSW, well, what can I say… other than, damn it feels good to be a gangsta’!
@socialphanboy
