Okay, so you have no real idea who Justin Bieber is but you know you hate him, right? You see his name and you hate even his name. Then you see a picture and you’re all thinking like “Whoa, I KNEW I’d hate him!!! Look at his smarmy little face! And boy, I bet his music sucks worse than anything, ever. Can I fast forward to 2030 when he’s penniless and fat and run over by a flying car?”
We convinced his manager to let us feed him to a giant Hyena in the gym at the Hilton. His manager hates him, too.
